i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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