if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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