i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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