Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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