were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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