It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just tell him i said nine months
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my being single is dangerous.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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