I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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