We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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