It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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