i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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