the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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