Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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