You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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