She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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