My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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