Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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