You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
