I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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