he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
no you cant smoke seaweed
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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