something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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