their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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