If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Randomize
