ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is the high leading the old right now
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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