Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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