i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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