Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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