she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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