I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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