I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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