Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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