been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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