Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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