Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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