It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You coming home soon, man?
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I need water and some morals
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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