I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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