But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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