hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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