You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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