We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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