i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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