ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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