So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
