i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
