The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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