yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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