Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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