When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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