Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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