We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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