Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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