I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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