I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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