i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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