drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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