I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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