Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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