I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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